Thanksgiving Without Stuffing Is Like Funny
Thanksgiving is a time to gather around the table, eat delicious food, share what you're thankful for and... tell some hilarious Thanksgiving-themed jokes. You may not have added the latter to your list of holiday traditions yet, but you should! There's nothing quite like laughing at a so-corny-it-'s-funny food pun with your loved ones after stuffing your faces with mashed potatoes, turkey and pumpkin pie. And if you're planning a more low-key holiday without a lot of your extended family this year, these jokes will still land via phone call, text, or Instagram caption.
There are jokes about classic side dishes, the act of cooking dinner, eating too much, and more. As you might be able to guess, the biggest category of jokes when it comes to Thanksgiving are jokes about turkey. For many people, the November holiday is one of the only times during the year that they actively make and eat turkey, so they have to take advantage of that moment and make some jokes about the bird, right? It's alright, turkeys are used to getting roasted. Not telling jokes at their expense would be foul play.
OK, OK, I'll stop telling you my own bad jokes and puns and let you read the real ones.
Jokes About Turkey
- When should you serve tofurkey? On Pranksgiving.
- How do you tell the difference between turkeys and chickens? Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.
- Why did the turkey cross the road? To try to escape the Thanksgiving butcher.
- Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn't chicken.
- What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving? "Quack."
- It's already Thanksgiving again, because time flies — even if turkeys don't.
- The only ones more stuffed than us on Thanksgiving are the turkeys.
- Why wasn't the turkey hungry on Thanksgiving? It was already stuffed.
- If things go wrong with Thanksgiving dinner, don't lose your head. The turkey already did that for you.
- What's a turkey without feathers called? Thanksgiving dinner.
- What does a turkey eat for dessert? Peach Gobbler.
- What glass do turkeys drink wine from? Gobblets.
- What's it called when a turkey goes for a run? Fast food.
- How does a limping turkey walk? It wobble, wobbles.
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a millipede? Plenty of drumsticks for Thanksgiving dinner.
- What do Thanksgiving turkeys become after they die? Poultrygeists.
- Why did the turkey go to the plastic surgeon right before Thanksgiving? To get a breast reduction.
- What kind of key has legs but can't open doors? A turkey.
- The key to a great Thanksgiving? A turKEY.
- What dance should everyone do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.
- What do you call a turkey the Friday after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
Jokes About Thanksgiving Food
- Be nice to your cranberry sauce or it'll turn into blueberry sauce.
- What's the difference between a cranberry farmer and a pirate? Pirates bury their treasure and cranberry farmers treasure their berries.
- I accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes, so now I'm serving squash.
- Why did the farmer steamroll his potato field? He wanted mashed potatoes.
- What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
- What made the cranberries go red? Seeing the turkey dressing.
Jokes About Thanksgiving Dinner
- What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.
- What does every mom want to make on Thanksgiving? Dinner reservations.
- Mom: "Time to fix Thanksgiving dinner." Kids: "Why, is it broken?"
- Why did the policeman crash Thanksgiving dinner? To stop people from going over the feed limit.
- What comes at the end of Thanksgiving dinner? The letter "R."
- What can never be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner? Thanksgiving breakfast.
Thanksgiving Puns
- What did the pilgrims use to bake their Thanksgiving desserts? May-flour.
- What unit of measurement did pilgrim cookbooks use? Pilgrams.
- Why didn't the Thanksgiving band get to perform? Someone ate the drumsticks.
- What does a vampire call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving.
- What do selfish people call Thanksgiving? Thankstaking.
- When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? When you're looking at a dictionary.
- Knock, knock! Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?
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